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I was the worst pizza delivery guy. Fraternity guys would chase after me as I was peeling out of their driveways after a delivery.  Why? The sauce and cheese fell all to one side.  I couldn’t help it. I also never got tips. Wende, my partner in our restaurant delivery business, always got tips. But […]

I took a nap in the middle of the day and now I’m being punished for it. Someone just sent me a link to loosecubes.com. I don’t know what it is. I went to the front page and it looked like a map of NYC with a bunch of boxes on it. But my brain […]

The woman right next to me was alive one second, then a taxi came up on the sidewalk of 42nd Street between 6th and 7th Avenue, hit her and veered off and now the woman was lying in the street, blood everywhere. This happened on the first or second day of my work when I […]

I’m a bad son. That’s what started this line of thinking. I was thinking, “What am I bad at?” and the first thing that occurred to me was I’m a bad son. For the six months before my father had a stroke, I refused to speak to him. He was lying in a coma-like state […]

I fell straight down and broke both my legs right in the middle of the street. Or strained them. Or something. Because I couldn’t walk for a week afterwards. I was walking on Wall Street with two partners in the private equity firm I had just become a partner at earlier that week.  This was […]

Every part of my body woke up in a sweat because now, for one of the first times ever, I was in love and I had no clue if the love was being requited. It was around 2 in the morning. I couldn’t get the feeling out of my head. It was a giddy feeling. […]

Wow, there’s this guy screaming in my ear. We were all enjoying a party. I was having fun. I was talking to people, overcoming my usual shyness, even making people laugh a little, when suddenly someone comes in, uninvited and starts screaming. Suddenly, everyone stops their conversations and looks at the person screaming. The person […]