Blog Category: Impression Technique

The ONE Piece of Simple Advice That Changed My Life

I wanted to be a psychologist. I was 18 years old. I loved the idea of talking to people all day. I don’t know if it was a voyeuristic thing (I wanted…

I wanted to be a psychologist. I was 18 years old. I loved the idea of talking to people all day. I don’t know if it was a voyeuristic thing (I wanted to spy on people’s personal problems) or if I really wanted to help people. Maybe both. But now I know at 18 (and […]

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JEWS CREATED LAZY BINGE-WATCHING OBESE AMERICANS!

Lately, I’ve been getting a lot of anti-Jewish comments. See below photo. I don’t really know why. I wasn’t really raised Jewish and haven’t been to many Jewish ceremonies since I was…

Lately, I’ve been getting a lot of anti-Jewish comments. See below photo. I don’t really know why. I wasn’t really raised Jewish and haven’t been to many Jewish ceremonies since I was a kid. We all know about Jewish people like Albert Einstein, Jonas Salk (polio vaccine), and perhaps the greatest Jewish person of all, […]

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Why I Am Going On An 'Attention Diet'

I used to get panic attacks and be unable to function. If my bank account goes down,I feel like death. If I’m dating someone and they don’t call me back, I cry…

I used to get panic attacks and be unable to function. If my bank account goes down,I feel like death. If I’m dating someone and they don’t call me back, I cry and assume it’s over. If someone who has power over me (money, jobs, opportunity) calls me on a Friday afternoon and just says, […]

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I Wanted My Life To Change. So I Did THIS…

My first memory is being beaten. I had taken a magic marker, snuck out of my house, and wrote all over the outside wall of my friend’s house. His mom called my…

My first memory is being beaten. I had taken a magic marker, snuck out of my house, and wrote all over the outside wall of my friend’s house. His mom called my mom (or dad, I forget) and the first thing I actually remember is being hit. I don’t remember anything good from that day. […]

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Six Books This Month That Changed My Life

(in a book store on Lincoln Road in Miami earlier this month)   My 20s sucked. In the mornings I would take a suit out of my one garbage bag and put…

(in a book store on Lincoln Road in Miami earlier this month)   My 20s sucked. In the mornings I would take a suit out of my one garbage bag and put it on and walk to work. I smelled. My roommate smelled. And I was bad at my job. And then I started reading. […]

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The Ultimate Cheat Sheet To Minimalism

One day last year the police were banging on my door, “Open up!” and the owner of the Airbnb I was staying at texted me, “Don’t open!” Another time I was staying…

One day last year the police were banging on my door, “Open up!” and the owner of the Airbnb I was staying at texted me, “Don’t open!” Another time I was staying in an apartment owned by the head of the Central Bank of a major industrial country. I would try to figure out what […]

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THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MY DAY: A Choose Yourself Day

Aubrey Marcus’s step-dad invented an artificial vagina. His step-dad’s pregnant wife wasn’t having sex with him. This made him very unhappy. So he refitted a flashlight with some wet, spongy thing and…

Aubrey Marcus’s step-dad invented an artificial vagina. His step-dad’s pregnant wife wasn’t having sex with him. This made him very unhappy. So he refitted a flashlight with some wet, spongy thing and called it a “fleshlight”. I love this story because it takes something that felt very upsetting to me for some reason and made […]

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