You can’t. It’s really hard to change. I’ve been an addict. When you’re addicted to a drug you can’t just say, “Well, this is bad for me. I’m going to stop.” Just…
You can’t. It’s really hard to change. I’ve been an addict. When you’re addicted to a drug you can’t just say, “Well, this is bad for me. I’m going to stop.” Just give up now or be ready to go through a world of pain. Or… You can. But it’s really hard and few people […]
The average office worker works for two hours and 53 minutes in an eight-hour work day. About 180 minutes. On average they spend 65 minutes reading news websites. And another 44 minutes…
The average office worker works for two hours and 53 minutes in an eight-hour work day. About 180 minutes. On average they spend 65 minutes reading news websites. And another 44 minutes on social media. What do they do on social media? I guess they argue with people who are around the world also sitting […]
A) WAITER’S PAD HACK There are two uses: BUSINESS MEETING: Everyone pulls out their fascist Moleskine notebooks and you pull out your waiter’s pad. First thing that happens is the alpha male…
A) WAITER’S PAD HACK There are two uses: BUSINESS MEETING: Everyone pulls out their fascist Moleskine notebooks and you pull out your waiter’s pad. First thing that happens is the alpha male in the room says, “I’ll take fries with that burger”. This bad joke happens 100% of the time. Homework assignment: come up with […]
I regret. I regret a lot. I wish I could have been different. I wish I could be 17 again and know these rules. There’s nothing wrong with regret. There’s nothing wrong…
I regret. I regret a lot. I wish I could have been different. I wish I could be 17 again and know these rules. There’s nothing wrong with regret. There’s nothing wrong with wondering how your life would have been different and better. This is what I wish I knew: A) DON’T DEPEND ON OTHERS […]
“The way you do anything is the way you do everything”. My podcast producer, Steve Cohen, only speaks in quotes. He remembers every quote from everyone. And he rhymes. He doesn’t speak…
“The way you do anything is the way you do everything”. My podcast producer, Steve Cohen, only speaks in quotes. He remembers every quote from everyone. And he rhymes. He doesn’t speak in “normal”. I told him to send me quotes every day and I will make a book out of it: “The Tao of […]
I met a woman at a party. She was drinking red wine and just as she was taking another sip I told her a joke. She laughed so hard she spit all…
I met a woman at a party. She was drinking red wine and just as she was taking another sip I told her a joke. She laughed so hard she spit all over me. She was horrified. She shouted, “Oh my god!” I had red wine all over my white button down shirt. I tried […]
My back hurts. When I wake up, it doesn’t hurt. I’ve been lying flat on it. I think to myself, “it won’t hurt today.” Then I lean up and try to get…
My back hurts. When I wake up, it doesn’t hurt. I’ve been lying flat on it. I think to myself, “it won’t hurt today.” Then I lean up and try to get out of bed and I feel a sharp pain. It’s going to hurt. And it’s going to hurt all day. I have to […]
