I was angry once with my ex-wife so i said, “PULL OVER THE CAR!” and she pulled over and I got out on an empty road near nowhere, in 90 degree weather.…
I was angry once with my ex-wife so i said, “PULL OVER THE CAR!” and she pulled over and I got out on an empty road near nowhere, in 90 degree weather. I was wearing a suit, carrying a suitcase, and I started walking the other direction while she drove off. “I showed her!” I […]
Lou Costello said, “This was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted” and then he died. I’m not sure if the final words of anyone have any meaning. But there’s the…
Lou Costello said, “This was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted” and then he died. I’m not sure if the final words of anyone have any meaning. But there’s the myth they might be words of magic, teetering on that border between Earth and…whatever. My regrets can be summed up by the word: […]
[Click on the image above for my appearance on Ice-T’s podcast titled “The Mindset of Success with James Altucher”] This guy I didn’t know texted me out of nowhere and said, “You…
[Click on the image above for my appearance on Ice-T’s podcast titled “The Mindset of Success with James Altucher”] This guy I didn’t know texted me out of nowhere and said, “You name drop too much when you write. People who take writing seriously don’t like that.” I should’ve just ignored it but I thought […]
A friend of mine was a professional Madam. She lived on my floor at the Chelsea Hotel. Beautiful women would come in and out of her apartment. For some reason, she also…
A friend of mine was a professional Madam. She lived on my floor at the Chelsea Hotel. Beautiful women would come in and out of her apartment. For some reason, she also had a valet, who worked for her for free because he was obsessed with her. The police finally caught her. She had many […]
regrets you can avoid Lou Costello said, “This was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted” and then he died. I’m not sure if the final words of anyone have any…
regrets you can avoid Lou Costello said, “This was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted” and then he died. I’m not sure if the final words of anyone have any meaning. But there’s the myth they might be words of magic, teetering on that border between Earth and…whatever. Can the regrets of others […]
It really sucked to be Moses. The guy was abandoned as a baby. Then he stuttered (must have been hard to pick up girls with that). Then he was a slave. Then…
It really sucked to be Moses. The guy was abandoned as a baby. Then he stuttered (must have been hard to pick up girls with that). Then he was a slave. Then NOBODY would listen to him. He’d throw a stick down and it would turn into a snake and STILL nobody would pay attention […]
