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The Most Important Reasons I Waste My Life Writing

“Why are we addicts?” I asked my friend. “What do you mean?” “My kids don’t’ even know who the Beatles are. Everything you write, everything I write, will be forgotten within three…

“Why are we addicts?” I asked my friend. “What do you mean?” “My kids don’t’ even know who the Beatles are. Everything you write, everything I write, will be forgotten within three days of us dying,” I said. I’m addicted to my past. Afraid of my future. The past is often too painful. It’s an […]

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The Amazing Power of Roots

After divorce, I moved back into the Chelsea Hotel. This was ten years ago. Robert was behind the desk in 2007. Robert was behind the desk in 1995 when I had originally…

After divorce, I moved back into the Chelsea Hotel. This was ten years ago. Robert was behind the desk in 2007. Robert was behind the desk in 1995 when I had originally moved in. I hadn’t seen him since I moved out in 1998, about three months after I had been married. Which already tells […]

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Everything You Need To Know About Bitcoin

Here’s the problem: Most people who know a lot about Bitcoin can only speak “tech.” I was at a conference recently. I was the keynote speaker but had zero talk prepared (as…

Here’s the problem: Most people who know a lot about Bitcoin can only speak “tech.” I was at a conference recently. I was the keynote speaker but had zero talk prepared (as usual). It was a crowdfunding conference so I “crowdsourced” my talk. I asked the audience: I can talk about entrepreneurship or I can […]

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Four Times When You Need To Do Absolutely Nothing (And… The Origin Of The New Year's Day)

Around 5000 years ago, the aliens landed and handed out little calendars to everyone building those statues on Easter Island. “Here”, they said, “look here.” And they pointed to a box labeled…

Around 5000 years ago, the aliens landed and handed out little calendars to everyone building those statues on Easter Island. “Here”, they said, “look here.” And they pointed to a box labeled January 1. “Wha,” said the Easter Islanders. “Wha? Wha? Wha????” “It’s the first day of the year, you idiot. From now on, when […]

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Seven Things I Learned From Jesus

I’m a skeptic that there is a god that sat down at a typewriter and wrote a BOOK. I’m a skeptic that Allah spoke to Mohammed. I’m a skeptic that Moses parted…

I’m a skeptic that there is a god that sat down at a typewriter and wrote a BOOK. I’m a skeptic that Allah spoke to Mohammed. I’m a skeptic that Moses parted the Red Sea. I’m a skeptic that Buddha achieved something called Enlightenment. I’m a skeptic in affirmation. I’m a skeptic in heaven or […]

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Things I Refuse To Worry About In 2018

“You sound like a moron,” one of my closest friends recently told me. It was because I was feeling sick but I haven’t been to a doctor since I was 18. In…

“You sound like a moron,” one of my closest friends recently told me. It was because I was feeling sick but I haven’t been to a doctor since I was 18. In one month I turn 50. The last doctor i went to was my pediatrician before I went to college. I don’t even know […]

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Come Meet Me In New York (And Sit In On a Podcast Taping)

I didn’t even want to do a podcast. Too much work! I’m too shy to ask people to come on. And I get so nervous I hope each podcast will get cancelled.…

I didn’t even want to do a podcast. Too much work! I’m too shy to ask people to come on. And I get so nervous I hope each podcast will get cancelled. Or a natural disaster will happen. But I wanted an excuse to ask people how they made their lives better. Maybe I could […]

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