I could’ve made a million dollars at my very first job. A MILLION DOLLARS! A few months earlier I had been kicked out of graduate school. I had failed all of my…
I could’ve made a million dollars at my very first job. A MILLION DOLLARS! A few months earlier I had been kicked out of graduate school. I had failed all of my classes for four semesters in a row. So they sent me a note: “Please leave. Come back when you are more mature.” At […]
In the beginning of 2017, 1.5 years ago, I had great goals for myself. I was going to achieve those goals, be very happy, and be a huge success. ZERO of the…
In the beginning of 2017, 1.5 years ago, I had great goals for myself. I was going to achieve those goals, be very happy, and be a huge success. ZERO of the goals happened. I failed at all of the goals. Today, I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. I wanted to write a novel when […]
“You are stupid.” This one piece of advice has made me millions. That sounds like bragging. “Millions”. Blech. But I have to use the word. Because this is the most important advice…
“You are stupid.” This one piece of advice has made me millions. That sounds like bragging. “Millions”. Blech. But I have to use the word. Because this is the most important advice ever. Without this advice I almost certainly would be dead. Or crying. A lot of crying. Like I did for many years. It’s […]
I bought two Lululemon shirts and a Lululemon jacket. I wear them everywhere and never really wash. It makes me feel like I’m working out. Like I leave my apartment in the…
I bought two Lululemon shirts and a Lululemon jacket. I wear them everywhere and never really wash. It makes me feel like I’m working out. Like I leave my apartment in the morning, dressed in Lululemon, and I feel like I’m supposed to immediately start jogging. Sometimes, I even feel like I already jogged. I […]
How can you tell if someone is lying? I was on a plane from LA. The guy sitting next to me was drinking mini-bottles of vodka the entire way back. We started…
How can you tell if someone is lying? I was on a plane from LA. The guy sitting next to me was drinking mini-bottles of vodka the entire way back. We started talking. He once worked for a three initial agency that must be kept private. Then he worked for another one and another one. […]
1) If I see two people having sex in an apartment across the street, I can’t look away. I want to see from beginning to end. It would be appropriate and ethical…
1) If I see two people having sex in an apartment across the street, I can’t look away. I want to see from beginning to end. It would be appropriate and ethical to look away. It’s none of my business what they do in their private lives. I’m not even turned on by it. I […]
When I was suicidal, I was doing all of the below bad habits. When I was going broke, I was doing all of the below bad habits. I’ve gone from rich to…
When I was suicidal, I was doing all of the below bad habits. When I was going broke, I was doing all of the below bad habits. I’ve gone from rich to dead broke so many times I’m like a one-man scientific experiment in what works and what doesn’t. Or I’m just an idiot. Either […]
