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In the early 90s I loved the Richard Linklater movie, “Slackers”. First the camera would follow one guy along who was basically doing nothing, then follow the next guy or girl that the first guy spoke to, and so on, never going back to a prior character. It created this very visceral emotional effect of […]

I pitched a TV show and they loved it. I was going to mike up tables in a restaurant and tape record dates. I would know the woman (she was beautiful, funny, etc) and the guy would not now he was being videotaped. We created a reel (two dates). One guy admitted in the middle […]

I wanted to write an appeal for the Wikimedia foundation. I’m going to be completely honest with you: the only reason I wanted to write it was for completely self-promotional and ego purposes. On almost every Google search, Wikipedia is the #1 or #2 result. It’s almost like Google is just a middleman to Wikipedia. […]

Every Thursday from 3:30-4:30 I answer questions on twitter. Then I summarize and expand in a post. Then I’ll expand further in a book coming soon: “FAQ ME”. Here are this week’s questions. BEST PLACE TO GO ON A HONEYMOON @VeryStonemanEsq Todd Stoneman asks where should I go on my honeymoon? ANSWER: Here’s the problem […]

“My parents died so I was put into juvies and foster homes and the prison system from an early age,” he/she told me. “And every day there you get raped by everyone. I was constantly raped. I was raped every day from the age of about 7 to 18.” I had the tape recorder in […]

I really screwed up my New Year’s Resolutions of 2011. I never learned Spanish. And now I’m scared I’ve shot myself in the head already for 2012. There’s blood everywhere. My brain has fallen to the floor. The silver bullet was the goals I put in front of me, right in the beginning of the […]

I got this email the other day: “Just saw you on CNBC. Shocked! I thought for sure I read you had hung yourself. Well, now I have a new wish for Christmas!” It was signed kosoverh@bellsouth.net and he was referring to a recent TV appearance I made where I was bullish on the economy in […]