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Falling in Love for the First Time

I almost killed both my kids yesterday by accident. Then, later, I had no money to pay for a meal we had already eaten. On the way to my oldest daughter’s singing…

I almost killed both my kids yesterday by accident. Then, later, I had no money to pay for a meal we had already eaten. On the way to my oldest daughter’s singing performance, my tire blew out. It didn’t go flat. It blew out. It was as if it had been shot from a gunman […]

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Ask James: Billionaire Sex, Obesity, Writer's Block, My Problems, Charisma

The other day I got an interesting question via email. A girl I know would like to marry a billionaire. She’s tired of the hassle. She lost a lot of weight (she…

The other day I got an interesting question via email. A girl I know would like to marry a billionaire. She’s tired of the hassle. She lost a lot of weight (she sent before and after pictures), she signed up for sugardaddy.com and other sites like that, and she started getting messages. But still nobody […]

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Why I Haven't Gotten a Cold In Three Years

I haven’t gotten a cold in almost three years. This is not bragging. I’m not the healthiest person in the world. It’s just fact. Every year of my life from the age…

I haven’t gotten a cold in almost three years. This is not bragging. I’m not the healthiest person in the world. It’s just fact. Every year of my life from the age of one until three years ago I’d get a cold 2-4 times a year. It was horrible. My nose would run, my throat […]

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Self-Publishing Your Own Book is the New Business Card

If you’ve just given someone your business card then you failed. If you have a business card you might be about to fail. Nobody cares what’s on it. I throw out all…

If you’ve just given someone your business card then you failed. If you have a business card you might be about to fail. Nobody cares what’s on it. I throw out all business cards. I’ve written before about self-publishing but more than the “why” and “how” (although I add more info about this below than […]

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I Don't Know Anything

I really messed up and I’m ashamed of it. A lot of people wrote articles saying bad things about me over the past two years. I’ve written about some of them here…

I really messed up and I’m ashamed of it. A lot of people wrote articles saying bad things about me over the past two years. I’ve written about some of them here and I’ve given them too much attention. And some of them I’ve thankfully ignored. Someone wrote an article a few weeks ago criticizing […]

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The 10 Keys To Selling Anything

Someone I don’t know at all just wrote me with the worst selling technique of all time. He wrote, “I really need to talk to you. Can I have 20-30 minutes of…

Someone I don’t know at all just wrote me with the worst selling technique of all time. He wrote, “I really need to talk to you. Can I have 20-30 minutes of your time?” The answer is, “no”. Not that I think I’m so great. Or my time is so valuable. But his message sort […]

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Everything I Needed to Know I Learned in Fifth Grade

I knew the page number of every sex scene in Judy Blume’s book “Forever”. I was like an X-Man in the fifth grade and this was my mutant power. I knew the…

I knew the page number of every sex scene in Judy Blume’s book “Forever”. I was like an X-Man in the fifth grade and this was my mutant power. I knew the page numbers of sex scenes in all sorts of books: “Don’t Say Yes When You Want to Say No”, a pop psychology book […]

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