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I visited him once when he was in jail but my memory is starting to go (see my Alzheimers story for why) so I’m afraid I can’t remember if this was the time he handcuffed himself to a police officer in protest to a war or it was the time he was having a bipolar […]

This was going to end badly. My boss screamed at me in front of my colleagues. I had done something wrong of course. I had sent a product to the client without debugging it thoroughly. It was my fault. But I don’t like being yelled at. And fortunately I was sitting on a job offer […]

I’m forgetting a lot of things today and it’s causing me to panic. But more on that later. I just got my results from 23andme.com. Do you know the site? Here’s what I had to do. They shipped this vial to me and I had to spit into it until it was half full. You […]

ON WHAT DATE DO YOU MOVE IN FOR THE KISS? Brandon Harnish ‏@bkharnish: how long did you know Claudia before hugging? kissing? Answer: I said to her, “you have teeth like a vampire. Did you know you have vampire fangs?”  One tooth on either side were pointy, like she could bite into my neck and […]

Perhaps the best thing that happened to me in 2012 was I said NO to being run over by a tank in Santiago, Chile. “You won’t get hurt,” said Mattias, “trust me, there’s enough space underneath the tank.” The invitation was at the request of the President of Chile, who earlier that year had put […]

The worst ever was when I gave her two balls for Christmas. How would I know? I was in third grade. It was one of those things where you pick a random person in your class and you have to exchange gifts. Someone gave me an awesome gift. A globe of the moon, completely detailed […]