“This tube you see coming out of me is directly connected with my heart and pumps liquid into it, faking my heart into thinking it’s ok.” The driver was talking to…
“This tube you see coming out of me is directly connected with my heart and pumps liquid into it, faking my heart into thinking it’s ok.” The driver was talking to Brian and me. He had picked us up from the golf club where we had been playing hall-of-fame football player Dan Marino in […]
I wanted to run out the back stairwell when they said they were from the police and wanted to talk to me. They flashed a badge on the security monitor. They had…
I wanted to run out the back stairwell when they said they were from the police and wanted to talk to me. They flashed a badge on the security monitor. They had those firm voices that some people with mustaches are born with. The elevator came straight up into my apartment. The apartment I was […]
I stopped a ten million dollar robbery last week. For various reasons, including Claudia is slightly worried I could get killed, I am changing all of the names. All of the other…
I stopped a ten million dollar robbery last week. For various reasons, including Claudia is slightly worried I could get killed, I am changing all of the names. All of the other details are intact. A few weeks ago, a guy claiming to be related to Middle Eastern royalty, (call him “M”), had a representative […]
I want people to read my book that is launching today. Everything in here helped me survive when I was ready to kill myself. Helped me thrive. I believe in the message…
I want people to read my book that is launching today. Everything in here helped me survive when I was ready to kill myself. Helped me thrive. I believe in the message more than I believe in making any financial benefit from this book. My desire is that the message helps people. Below is the […]
First we put an ad in the paper: “looking to go on a date with a pretty girl? Please write back.” We got over 100 responses. Then we picked out a restaurant.…
First we put an ad in the paper: “looking to go on a date with a pretty girl? Please write back.” We got over 100 responses. Then we picked out a restaurant. We arrived before the date and wired up the restaurant. We picked out a table and put recording equipment in the vase. We […]
Imagine you and your friends are sitting around a table when suddenly one of your friends looks up and says, “one of you will betray me!” This has never happened to me.…
Imagine you and your friends are sitting around a table when suddenly one of your friends looks up and says, “one of you will betray me!” This has never happened to me. But it did supposedly happen according to three separate accounts to a bunch of Jews sitting around a table in the first century […]
It was Claudia’s birthday but everything turned to shit. We checked into a nice hotel in the city where I had booked a normal room. I mentioned it was Claudia’s birthday and…
It was Claudia’s birthday but everything turned to shit. We checked into a nice hotel in the city where I had booked a normal room. I mentioned it was Claudia’s birthday and they gave us a good upgrade for no additional charge. Marilyn Monroe apparently used to live in the room we were upgraded to. […]
