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How to Exploit Your Employer

I would never hire me. When I was younger I couldn’t last more than 2 or 3 days at a job before I was plotting my escape. I would try to figure…

I would never hire me. When I was younger I couldn’t last more than 2 or 3 days at a job before I was plotting my escape. I would try to figure out how to game the system: how to build from my current job so I could either have an even better job, make […]

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Death by Meetings

I’m religiously against having meetings. I think 99.9% of meetings don’t result in the few things they are supposed to result in: A) Money for everyone involved B) Productive followups that lead…

I’m religiously against having meetings. I think 99.9% of meetings don’t result in the few things they are supposed to result in: A) Money for everyone involved B) Productive followups that lead to “A” above I’ve even written before that people in companies should at the very least conduct meetings while standing up. That will […]

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How Many of My Facebook Friends Will Die Over the Next Year

This past year has not been a good one on my Facebook Friends list. At least 3 of my facebook friends have died. In at least 2 of the cases I probably…

This past year has not been a good one on my Facebook Friends list. At least 3 of my facebook friends have died. In at least 2 of the cases I probably never would’ve heard of the occurrence if not for facebook. So it occurs to me, every year from here on out, I’m probably […]

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Three Mistakes. The Path to Success

There were three mistakes. The first was when I hit a guy in a car accident. It was my fault. I was 18 and had just finished a chess lesson with the…

There were three mistakes. The first was when I hit a guy in a car accident. It was my fault. I was 18 and had just finished a chess lesson with the US champion. I had beaten him in a game and I was daydreaming about it. I ran a red light. A 70 year […]

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Can a mutant douchebag change his life?

Here’s some comments I got on some of my articles in the past week: “why do they keep letting this homely looking jew open his mouth” “lets find this douche and LYNCH…

Here’s some comments I got on some of my articles in the past week: “why do they keep letting this homely looking jew open his mouth” “lets find this douche and LYNCH him” “OMG what a LOSER” “what grade is little jimmy in” “he’s like a deformed mutant clone of The Elephant Man” “this guy […]

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