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I'm Ashamed

I was very ashamed. Alex brought it up delicately. We were on plane coming back from some BS meeting somewhere where we were supposedly analyzing a company for our VC fund. “I…

I was very ashamed. Alex brought it up delicately. We were on plane coming back from some BS meeting somewhere where we were supposedly analyzing a company for our VC fund. “I saw you put your apartment up for sale?” he said. He must’ve been looking at listings because he was in the market to […]

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FAQ ME

I wrote and self-published a brand new book, published TODAY:  FAQ ME. Here’s the cover. If you click on it, it takes you straight to the book. If you’re an Amazon Prime…

I wrote and self-published a brand new book, published TODAY:  FAQ ME. Here’s the cover. If you click on it, it takes you straight to the book. If you’re an Amazon Prime member you can read it for free. Otherwise, it’s $2.99 for the Kindle version. Also, anyone who bought my last  book and sent […]

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Did Obama Really Say He Wants Everyone to Go to College?

There’s a weird debate happening out there. Apparently Rick Santorum “accused” Obama of insisting that every child go to college. Other websites have said that Obama has never said this but instead…

There’s a weird debate happening out there. Apparently Rick Santorum “accused” Obama of insisting that every child go to college. Other websites have said that Obama has never said this but instead has encouraged every kid to seek a higher education. I don’t care about Obama or Santorum. I don’t care about politics at all. […]

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Ask James: Cheating Spouses, Spiderman vs Batman, How to get a Job, How to Write a Novel, and More

Every Thursday from 3:30-4:30 EST I hold a Q&A session on Twitter. You can ask me about anything. Anyone can answer really. I don’t always have the right answers but I try…

Every Thursday from 3:30-4:30 EST I hold a Q&A session on Twitter. You can ask me about anything. Anyone can answer really. I don’t always have the right answers but I try my best. Then I summarize some of the questions into a blog post. THEN, and coming THIS WEEK, I take questions from the […]

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I Screwed Up

You know how you feel after you’ve drunk 12 shots of tequila, then you snorted some cocaine, then you screwed three hookers and you still felt lonely so you went for one…

You know how you feel after you’ve drunk 12 shots of tequila, then you snorted some cocaine, then you screwed three hookers and you still felt lonely so you went for one more and then drank some more and then finally passed out and then you woke up in the morning with vomit everywhere not […]

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How To Break Free From Being Stuck

I felt “stuck” at a corporate job. I had a cubicle. I had the fluorescent lights. I had the guy in the cubicle next to mine who would make that signal with…

I felt “stuck” at a corporate job. I had a cubicle. I had the fluorescent lights. I had the guy in the cubicle next to mine who would make that signal with his finger and cheek whenever a girl walked by that he wanted a blowjob from. I had the boss that could make me […]

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Having a Bad Number Day

Today is a really bad day. I almost can’t talk about it. I’m sort of choked up. My Klout score went down. The second derivative of the rate of change of my…

Today is a really bad day. I almost can’t talk about it. I’m sort of choked up. My Klout score went down. The second derivative of the rate of change of my number of twitter followers went negative. My Amazon score for my last book went up (better for it to go down, which in […]

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