Blog Category: Self-care

How To Become a Jedi Knight

In 2005 I was going to go out of business (again). My biggest investor had to pull out. His business had failed. He had a nervous twitch and whenever I ran into…

In 2005 I was going to go out of business (again). My biggest investor had to pull out. His business had failed. He had a nervous twitch and whenever I ran into him he was constantly twitching, “I need my money back,” he told me. But I didn’t have it I had invested it. It […]

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How Do You KNOW When You've Hit Bottom

The police came when someone called in that I was causing a disturbance. I went upstairs and pretended to be asleep but they came up there anyway and said, “What’s going on?”…

The police came when someone called in that I was causing a disturbance. I went upstairs and pretended to be asleep but they came up there anyway and said, “What’s going on?” I’m asleep. Well, you have to get up. At the very least we have to take you to a motel. We’re not allowed […]

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How to Cure Loneliness

 I’ve done everything to avoid being lonely. I pretended to be a psychic on Craigslist. I’ve spent ten hours a day on dating sites. I asked out girls in elevators, girls in…

 I’ve done everything to avoid being lonely. I pretended to be a psychic on Craigslist. I’ve spent ten hours a day on dating sites. I asked out girls in elevators, girls in laundromats, girls at ATM machines, waitresses, more waitresses, thousands of waitresses. Only one said yes. And then she didn’t show up. I joined […]

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HOW TO CURE JEALOUSY

  I woke up, pictured I had a gun to her head and blew her head off. A close relative. I was upset at something she had done to me. But then…

  I woke up, pictured I had a gun to her head and blew her head off. A close relative. I was upset at something she had done to me. But then I was ashamed at being angry. I don’t really know what she is going through. Shame! Or yesterday, I randomly was jealous of […]

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WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR FATHER STEALS YOUR IDENTITY

  A friend of mine just became the victim of serious identity theft. Someone used her social security info and other identity info to create a series of credit cards over the…

  A friend of mine just became the victim of serious identity theft. Someone used her social security info and other identity info to create a series of credit cards over the past seven years. For the past two years he had stopped paying the bills. Her credit rating fell from 780 to 530. The […]

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THE ONLY THING YOU'LL EVER NEED

  “What can I do that would make you happy?” the doctor said. “The only thing is if, right now, you write me a check for a million dollars,” I said. “And…

  “What can I do that would make you happy?” the doctor said. “The only thing is if, right now, you write me a check for a million dollars,” I said. “And you think you’ll be happy then?” “I KNOW I will be happy then,” I said. “I don’t think so,” he said. “You’ll find […]

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HOW TO AVOID DEATH

My dad got depressed and would cry in the shopping store, cry at parent teacher conferences, cry while playing chess with me, cry at work, cry all the time. He started a…

My dad got depressed and would cry in the shopping store, cry at parent teacher conferences, cry while playing chess with me, cry at work, cry all the time. He started a company in 1970 and it went public in, I think, 1984. The day it went public he was worth 5 million dollars on […]

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