Perhaps the best thing that happened to me in 2012 was I said NO to being run over by a tank in Santiago, Chile. “You won’t get hurt,” said Mattias, “trust me,…
Perhaps the best thing that happened to me in 2012 was I said NO to being run over by a tank in Santiago, Chile. “You won’t get hurt,” said Mattias, “trust me, there’s enough space underneath the tank.” The invitation was at the request of the President of Chile, who earlier that year had put […]
The worst ever was when I gave her two balls for Christmas. How would I know? I was in third grade. It was one of those things where you pick a random…
The worst ever was when I gave her two balls for Christmas. How would I know? I was in third grade. It was one of those things where you pick a random person in your class and you have to exchange gifts. Someone gave me an awesome gift. A globe of the moon, completely detailed […]
“So we have this girl on the trapeze,” he was telling me, “and she’s beautiful. Every guy in the audience is falling in love with her. Beautiful face, great chest, long flowing…
“So we have this girl on the trapeze,” he was telling me, “and she’s beautiful. Every guy in the audience is falling in love with her. Beautiful face, great chest, long flowing dress, and she’s doing these amazing acrobatic tricks on the trapeze while smiling at the audience.” We’re sitting in the Paramount Hotel while […]
I’ve been burnt again. And then tied up and dragged through the streets. What’s the purpose of an opinion? To prove I’m right? You’re wrong. I’m sorry if I did that. I’m…
I’ve been burnt again. And then tied up and dragged through the streets. What’s the purpose of an opinion? To prove I’m right? You’re wrong. I’m sorry if I did that. I’m trying to eliminate things. Not just extra material belongings that I no longer need or that I never really needed. But all the […]
YOU’VE BEEN SCAMMED! Ben Delphia @BenDelphia: I just got scammed out of about $10K. What should I do? How to move forward? Answer: “WTF!” That’s what you do. Once. Just say…
YOU’VE BEEN SCAMMED! Ben Delphia @BenDelphia: I just got scammed out of about $10K. What should I do? How to move forward? Answer: “WTF!” That’s what you do. Once. Just say it out loud once. “WHAT THE!” See how it feels like. Notice the feeling so you can notice it later. Say hello to […]
WHY DO YOU NOT CHANGE EVEN IF YOU NEED TO? cassidysummers @cassidysummers: Why, even if you know you need to change, can one not change? Answer: It was time for me to…
WHY DO YOU NOT CHANGE EVEN IF YOU NEED TO? cassidysummers @cassidysummers: Why, even if you know you need to change, can one not change? Answer: It was time for me to pee on my boss’s desk. When I took the job two years earlier I was told, “the only way to get fired is […]
[In my twitter Q&A, Ben asked:] Ben Yu @Intenex: What do you want to accomplish with your life / why are you living? Answer: My 10 year old daughter and I sat…
[In my twitter Q&A, Ben asked:] Ben Yu @Intenex: What do you want to accomplish with your life / why are you living? Answer: My 10 year old daughter and I sat down to watch “Shark Tank” last night. I made a joke. Something like, “and the sixth shark is ME!” Because, of course, I […]
