Blog Category: Impression Technique

I’m on a war against bullshit. Not other people’s bullshit. That war is unwinnable. Everyone lives in their own private bullshitorium and they will never leave it even to say “hello” to you. But my own bullshit. I can’t stand when I’m thinking or saying something and then I realize, “I just lost the battle […]

One time my neighbor said, “You have to come in and meet my boss. He can put up to a hundred million dollars into your fund.” So we went into town and met his boss. We spoke for quite a bit. I felt like I was impressing the boss. Maybe this would be a new […]

One day I was so scared, I couldn’t get out of bed. I felt empty because everything I had ever worked for and ever wished for had gotten me to this point: lying on a mattress with no job, no money, no friends or family. But I wasn’t scared about the past. I was scared […]

  I can totally dominate my 11 year old daughter in tennis. I kick her ass basically. Like, if she hits an easy shot, I can slam it back to the other side of the court and with her small legs there’s no way she can run to catch the ball. That’s the way I […]

This has been a hard week for me. I’m not very good at asking for things. But this week I asked a lot. A LOT. I’m always trying to think of people I can introduce to each other who can provide value for each other. I’m always trying to think of ideas of what I […]

I don’t know. I don’t want to do anything. Everyone says things like: “I’m feeling stuck” Or, “I wish I knew what my purpose was” OR “I have lot’s of ideas, what do I do next?”. Do nothing. Why do you have to do anything? I was at a conference this past week. I was […]

I gave my 11 year old daughter important advice the other day: there’s no painless way to kill yourself. “What about with a gun?” she said. I told her about a friend of mine who shot himself in the mouth. He put the gun in his mouth and pointed upwards towards the brain. He missed. […]