Blog Category: Impression Technique

Do You Control Your Life?

A lot of angry people out there are trying to control you and even kill you. I bet you can list at least a dozen people trying to control you right now.…

A lot of angry people out there are trying to control you and even kill you. I bet you can list at least a dozen people trying to control you right now. I wrote an article on my email list the other day saying how I was paid up on my taxes for the first […]

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How to Break All The Rules and Get Everything You Want

(Austin Mahone performing at the show) We arrived at the “Boy Meets Girl” fashion show and the woman with the clipboard said, “You are not on the list.” WHAT!? I had been…

(Austin Mahone performing at the show) We arrived at the “Boy Meets Girl” fashion show and the woman with the clipboard said, “You are not on the list.” WHAT!? I had been telling my daughter Mollie all week we would go to this show. Mollie was very excited. “Don’t worry,” Nathan had told me earlier […]

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I'm Wrong Almost All the Time

The entire kitchen floor of a well known five star restaurant in NYC was covered by swarming rats. More on that in a second. Every five years all the science textbooks in…

The entire kitchen floor of a well known five star restaurant in NYC was covered by swarming rats. More on that in a second. Every five years all the science textbooks in school have to be thrown out. Science is constantly wrong or has to be updated. In 1970 everyone thought we were going through […]

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How to Cure Loneliness

 I’ve done everything to avoid being lonely. I pretended to be a psychic on Craigslist. I’ve spent ten hours a day on dating sites. I asked out girls in elevators, girls in…

 I’ve done everything to avoid being lonely. I pretended to be a psychic on Craigslist. I’ve spent ten hours a day on dating sites. I asked out girls in elevators, girls in laundromats, girls at ATM machines, waitresses, more waitresses, thousands of waitresses. Only one said yes. And then she didn’t show up. I joined […]

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How to Screw Up Your Marriage On Purpose

  Many people want to end their marriages. I get it. Sometimes people marry for the wrong reasons and sometimes people marry the wrong people. Or even better, sometimes you marry the…

  Many people want to end their marriages. I get it. Sometimes people marry for the wrong reasons and sometimes people marry the wrong people. Or even better, sometimes you marry the right person but they married the wrong person. Or even worse, sometimes you married the right person but then you just want to […]

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How To Be The Best Public Speaker on the Planet

I was scared to death. I thought I was going to cry. Polls say people would rather be dead than speak in public. Seinfeld joked that a guy giving a eulogy would…

I was scared to death. I thought I was going to cry. Polls say people would rather be dead than speak in public. Seinfeld joked that a guy giving a eulogy would rather be in the coffin. I’ve given 100s of talks but last week I wanted to die before I went on stage. I […]

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HOW TO CURE JEALOUSY

  I woke up, pictured I had a gun to her head and blew her head off. A close relative. I was upset at something she had done to me. But then…

  I woke up, pictured I had a gun to her head and blew her head off. A close relative. I was upset at something she had done to me. But then I was ashamed at being angry. I don’t really know what she is going through. Shame! Or yesterday, I randomly was jealous of […]

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