Blog Category: Impression Technique

I Doubted Everything In My Life…

Someone wrote on Quora: “I want to benefit all of humanity as much as possible. But how can I get over all the doubts I have?”   My response: You’re going to totally…

Someone wrote on Quora: “I want to benefit all of humanity as much as possible. But how can I get over all the doubts I have?”   My response: You’re going to totally fail. Your doubts are completely correct. I’m not saying this in some reverse psychology way. You’re not a teenager (if you were – […]

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The Ultimate Guide To Your 20s, 30s, 40s, And 50s

The Twenties My twenties were the absolute worst. Everything was supposed to be exciting. I was finally free from the cage. No more parents and teachers. I could take off my clothes…

The Twenties My twenties were the absolute worst. Everything was supposed to be exciting. I was finally free from the cage. No more parents and teachers. I could take off my clothes in front of other people (with their permission). I could get a job. I could fulfill all my dreams. But nothing worked. Because […]

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The One Formula For Happiness Nobody Told Me

Kissing tastes really good. The first time I kissed a girl I was 18. Tracey. Man, what the hell! That was like an electric charge to the core. How come they didn’t…

Kissing tastes really good. The first time I kissed a girl I was 18. Tracey. Man, what the hell! That was like an electric charge to the core. How come they didn’t teach this in high school? In high school I learned one thing: that I was ugly as explosive diarrhea. Girls would cover their […]

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The Only Two Rules You Need To Follow In All Areas Of Life

Right this second someone is stealing from me. He is robbing me of a ton of money. One of my co-investors from 2011 recently told me, “He’s a scam. I got my…

Right this second someone is stealing from me. He is robbing me of a ton of money. One of my co-investors from 2011 recently told me, “He’s a scam. I got my money back.” So I wrote the guy and asked for my money back. The email bounced. I wrote him on Facebook. No reply. […]

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The Big Five For Longer Life, Better Health

I want to die young. But Dr. Sanjiv Chopra (Deepak’s brother) won’t let me. He recommends five things for long life and health. Unfortunately, I was doing some of those five things…

I want to die young. But Dr. Sanjiv Chopra (Deepak’s brother) won’t let me. He recommends five things for long life and health. Unfortunately, I was doing some of those five things because I thought they would hasten my death. But apparently, once again, I messed up. 1) Coffee Apparently there are more antioxidants in […]

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Why It's Good To Be Mediocre, How To Tell If Someone Is Lying, And Other Fun Advice I Give For Free

How To Write Writing is really hard. Because it involves a skill like typing. Everyone uses fancy things like “Scrivener” or “Microsoft Word.” The next time I need 85 fonts and 172…

How To Write Writing is really hard. Because it involves a skill like typing. Everyone uses fancy things like “Scrivener” or “Microsoft Word.” The next time I need 85 fonts and 172 formatting options to write, I will let you know. I open up a “New Message” box on gmail. Gmail is part of Google, […]

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The One Cure For All Envy and Jealousy

I told him I would steal it. That idea is so good, I said, I think I want to steal it from you. He said, Don’t worry. You can take it. Which…

I told him I would steal it. That idea is so good, I said, I think I want to steal it from you. He said, Don’t worry. You can take it. Which means, of course, that I’m going to give him full credit. Ryan Holiday, author of the upcoming “Ego is the Enemy,” and I […]

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