Blog Category: Impression Technique

I Was Ugly As A Kid And Then This Is What Happened…

When I was 13 we had a class on square dancing and for the first time in my life I had to touch girls. As we spun from partner to partner I…

When I was 13 we had a class on square dancing and for the first time in my life I had to touch girls. As we spun from partner to partner I heard each girl say to whoever was unlucky enough to dance with me, “You don’t have to touch him. Just hold your hand […]

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What Happens When You Decide To Change

People hate you. First. And you feel uncomfortable, scared, stuck, different. Why do people hate you? I’ll just give you some examples. A) They hate your new opinions I wrote my opinion…

People hate you. First. And you feel uncomfortable, scared, stuck, different. Why do people hate you? I’ll just give you some examples. A) They hate your new opinions I wrote my opinion on why kids should not go to college. How I think college is a waste of four years, a waste of a ton […]

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What Are Some Ugly Truths?

I got divorced because when you’re young you don’t realize that love changes. People want to think: someone is at fault. I usually think that about people, “It’s his fault for sure.”…

I got divorced because when you’re young you don’t realize that love changes. People want to think: someone is at fault. I usually think that about people, “It’s his fault for sure.” But people change. People grow older and maybe they change their interests and passions. Love changes when one person loses a lot of […]

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All I Want To Do Is Play

Try this with me. I’m doing it. Play outside your house every single day. For instance, some of the things I’ve done this past week: bowling, air hockey, an escape room, chess…

Try this with me. I’m doing it. Play outside your house every single day. For instance, some of the things I’ve done this past week: bowling, air hockey, an escape room, chess in the park, tennis. Some things I have booked: rifle range, archery, basketball. Sometimes I feel like I have no time to play. […]

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How Dylan Stole The Nobel Prize And You Can Too

My friend said to me, “He shouldn’t have won.” Are you serious? Who even cares. But also…I’m an idiot. I didn’t know something. He wrote, “All Along the Watchtower.” I had no…

My friend said to me, “He shouldn’t have won.” Are you serious? Who even cares. But also…I’m an idiot. I didn’t know something. He wrote, “All Along the Watchtower.” I had no idea. I was using a relatively unknown website to do my research. Wikipedia. It’s about 60% accurate so I double-checked. I thought Jimi […]

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How Do You Find The Right Path?

I got lost the one time I went hiking. Then it started raining. It was on my birthday. 19 years ago. I fell and twisted my ankle. About an hour later I…

I got lost the one time I went hiking. Then it started raining. It was on my birthday. 19 years ago. I fell and twisted my ankle. About an hour later I found a road. I was soaking wet. I went to a restaurant and sat by a fire. Then took a train home. I […]

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The 40 Books That Saved My Life

Oh my god, another list of books I should read! I can’t help it, though. These are the books I return to when I need help, guidance, solace in my life. I’m…

Oh my god, another list of books I should read! I can’t help it, though. These are the books I return to when I need help, guidance, solace in my life. I’m going to cheat. I’m not going to look at my kindle to see what I’ve read. Forgive me if I get a title […]

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