Blog Category: Impression Technique

My Top Seven Rules

Mike Tyson woke up and nudged me. “WTF?” I said and tried to stay asleep. “James, someone on Quora is asking for the top 7 Rules.” “So?” “Listen,” he said, so softly…

Mike Tyson woke up and nudged me. “WTF?” I said and tried to stay asleep. “James, someone on Quora is asking for the top 7 Rules.” “So?” “Listen,” he said, so softly it was like a whisper, and he almost crushed me when he rolled over onto me. “Remember my one rule,” he said. I […]

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How My Podcast Downloads Doubled Overnight

I started my first podcast “The James Altucher Show” in January 2015. I’m on around episode #220 (Tony Robbins). I started my next one “Ask Altucher” (a daily podcast) a few months…

I started my first podcast “The James Altucher Show” in January 2015. I’m on around episode #220 (Tony Robbins). I started my next one “Ask Altucher” (a daily podcast) a few months later. It was me answering questions with a guest host and we ran about 300+ episodes. Then I started another one (inspired by […]

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The Sick Truth About Gratitude Porn

Ummm, I’m not so sure anymore. Maybe gratitude was the key they used to lock us away. To send us down the hole. Two things about gratitude and me: A) I have…

Ummm, I’m not so sure anymore. Maybe gratitude was the key they used to lock us away. To send us down the hole. Two things about gratitude and me: A) I have many things to be grateful for.  I can certainly point a finger in almost any direction in time and space and say, “he […]

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How to Deal With Angry People

When someone yells at me, I get scared. I assume I did something wrong and they are right. I tend to be a people pleaser. Which is not the best way to…

When someone yells at me, I get scared. I assume I did something wrong and they are right. I tend to be a people pleaser. Which is not the best way to be. I had to figure out what kinds of people there are, how I react to them, and if there are better ways […]

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10 New Reasons You Have To Quit Your Job In 2017

I knew when they said, “Come in for the meeting” I was dead. I said, “Can we meet at a cafe?” “No. Come in.” I was fired. And humiliated. And had to…

I knew when they said, “Come in for the meeting” I was dead. I said, “Can we meet at a cafe?” “No. Come in.” I was fired. And humiliated. And had to clean up and walk out. Nobody said goodbye. I had nothing to do and no plans, The guy who fired me is dead […]

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The 5×5 Rule

Walt Disney was the stupidest person in the room. So he stood next to his brother Roy (kept Walt positive after their first business went bankrupt). He stood next to Ub Iwerks…

Walt Disney was the stupidest person in the room. So he stood next to his brother Roy (kept Walt positive after their first business went bankrupt). He stood next to Ub Iwerks (he drew a disgusting rodent for Walt). He stood next to Margaret Winkler (the first person to buy a Disney film: Alice in […]

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A Brand New 18-Year-Old Adult I Helped Create

I helped create a brand new 18 year old today. A new adult US citizen. Happy Birthday Josie Altucher. To be fair, I’m only about 1/4 to 1/3 responsible. When you were…

I helped create a brand new 18 year old today. A new adult US citizen. Happy Birthday Josie Altucher. To be fair, I’m only about 1/4 to 1/3 responsible. When you were born, I really was scared. You were this new one foot tall human moving into our apartment. You didn’t speak English and you […]

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