A friend of mine ran over someone, then drove away from the crime. He was drunk. Later he was arrested. It was on the news, which is how I found out. I…
A friend of mine ran over someone, then drove away from the crime. He was drunk. Later he was arrested. It was on the news, which is how I found out. I asked him what happened and he said he would tell me sometime. I asked him what was going to happen to him. “I’m […]
A producer at [well known television show] said to me, “whatever you do – don’t ever ever say ‘I don’t know’. If you say that, we’ll never ask you back.” Then, thrust…
A producer at [well known television show] said to me, “whatever you do – don’t ever ever say ‘I don’t know’. If you say that, we’ll never ask you back.” Then, thrust into a dark room, miked up, camera pointing at me, the producer in my ear, “anddd…GO!” and six of us arguing about the […]
What a goddamn shitty title. That’s the sort of BS that is everywhere on the Internet these days. Like, someone gets on a pedestal and teaches people how to be happier and…
What a goddamn shitty title. That’s the sort of BS that is everywhere on the Internet these days. Like, someone gets on a pedestal and teaches people how to be happier and then that same person goes to a motel owned by killers and smoke crack with hookers. Then go to their kids school plays. […]
I was tired so I went to lie down on the sidewalk. I went up against the side of the building so people could walk around me. I know this is where…
I was tired so I went to lie down on the sidewalk. I went up against the side of the building so people could walk around me. I know this is where people pee when they are drunk late at night. But I wanted to lie down so I did. I’ve been doing this for […]
I pulled over the car on the highway because the IRS was calling. “Daddy, why are we pulling over,” said one of my kids. I can’t remember which one. I didn’t care.…
I pulled over the car on the highway because the IRS was calling. “Daddy, why are we pulling over,” said one of my kids. I can’t remember which one. I didn’t care. At that point I wish I didn’t have kids because maybe then I would’ve killed myself. My now ex-wife shushed the kids. The […]
This is the wrong question. It’s upside down. This is a tacky question. This is sort of a rude question. But this was a question on Quora. Actually, the question was a…
This is the wrong question. It’s upside down. This is a tacky question. This is sort of a rude question. But this was a question on Quora. Actually, the question was a bit worse. It was “I’m in my 20s – can someone in their 40s tell me what I need to do to become […]
I am sick of me writing about this. Do you ever get sick of yourself? I am sick of me. But every day I see more propaganda about the American Dream of…
I am sick of me writing about this. Do you ever get sick of yourself? I am sick of me. But every day I see more propaganda about the American Dream of owning the home. I see codewords a $15 trillion dollar industry uses to hypnotize its religious adherents to BELIEVE. Lay down your money, […]
