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The Twenties My twenties were the absolute worst. Everything was supposed to be exciting. I was finally free from the cage. No more parents and teachers. I could take off my clothes in front of other people (with their permission). I could get a job. I could fulfill all my dreams. But nothing worked. Because […]

Kissing tastes really good. The first time I kissed a girl I was 18. Tracey. Man, what the hell! That was like an electric charge to the core. How come they didn’t teach this in high school? In high school I learned one thing: that I was ugly as explosive diarrhea. Girls would cover their […]

Right this second someone is stealing from me. He is robbing me of a ton of money. One of my co-investors from 2011 recently told me, “He’s a scam. I got my money back.” So I wrote the guy and asked for my money back. The email bounced. I wrote him on Facebook. No reply. […]

I want to die young. But Dr. Sanjiv Chopra (Deepak’s brother) won’t let me. He recommends five things for long life and health. Unfortunately, I was doing some of those five things because I thought they would hasten my death. But apparently, once again, I messed up. 1) Coffee Apparently there are more antioxidants in […]

How To Write Writing is really hard. Because it involves a skill like typing. Everyone uses fancy things like “Scrivener” or “Microsoft Word.” The next time I need 85 fonts and 172 formatting options to write, I will let you know. I open up a “New Message” box on gmail. Gmail is part of Google, […]

I told him I would steal it. That idea is so good, I said, I think I want to steal it from you. He said, Don’t worry. You can take it. Which means, of course, that I’m going to give him full credit. Ryan Holiday, author of the upcoming “Ego is the Enemy,” and I […]

First she went to North Korea, broke all the rules, risked jail. I was really upset at her. Then she went to war-torn Chad by herself into the middle of the desert. All for vacation. She’s completely insane and she’s my friend. Don’t go to Chad, I told her before she went. There’s mines, there’s […]