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The 11 Things I Do Before I Give A Talk

I was going to give the worst talk of my life. I was in Kaiserslautern, Germany for a big conference that had accepted a research paper of mine. Prakash, my professor, asked…

I was going to give the worst talk of my life. I was in Kaiserslautern, Germany for a big conference that had accepted a research paper of mine. Prakash, my professor, asked to see my slides. “This is horrible!” he said when he saw them. We found a magic marker and he started redrawing all […]

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How To Have An Ex-Wife

Anne’s job was to make sure I wasn’t breaking the law. I, of course, was trying to try break the law as much as possible. I was working on my 3am website…

Anne’s job was to make sure I wasn’t breaking the law. I, of course, was trying to try break the law as much as possible. I was working on my 3am website in 1996 for HBO. Like, if a girl was a 15 year old runaway why should her face be blurred out? Or if […]

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My Top Seven Rules

Mike Tyson woke up and nudged me. “WTF?” I said and tried to stay asleep. “James, someone on Quora is asking for the top 7 Rules.” “So?” “Listen,” he said, so softly…

Mike Tyson woke up and nudged me. “WTF?” I said and tried to stay asleep. “James, someone on Quora is asking for the top 7 Rules.” “So?” “Listen,” he said, so softly it was like a whisper, and he almost crushed me when he rolled over onto me. “Remember my one rule,” he said. I […]

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Self-publish The Bestseller Inside Of You: A How-To

Amazon said, “Let us know when you are next in Seattle. We want to do some stuff with you.” I had no plans to be in Seattle. Zero. So I booked my…

Amazon said, “Let us know when you are next in Seattle. We want to do some stuff with you.” I had no plans to be in Seattle. Zero. So I booked my ticket and called them back. “Guess what! It turns out I’m going to be in Seattle next week.” Great! Let’s do some videos. […]

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How My Podcast Downloads Doubled Overnight

I started my first podcast “The James Altucher Show” in January 2015. I’m on around episode #220 (Tony Robbins). I started my next one “Ask Altucher” (a daily podcast) a few months…

I started my first podcast “The James Altucher Show” in January 2015. I’m on around episode #220 (Tony Robbins). I started my next one “Ask Altucher” (a daily podcast) a few months later. It was me answering questions with a guest host and we ran about 300+ episodes. Then I started another one (inspired by […]

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The Sick Truth About Gratitude Porn

Ummm, I’m not so sure anymore. Maybe gratitude was the key they used to lock us away. To send us down the hole. Two things about gratitude and me: A) I have…

Ummm, I’m not so sure anymore. Maybe gratitude was the key they used to lock us away. To send us down the hole. Two things about gratitude and me: A) I have many things to be grateful for.  I can certainly point a finger in almost any direction in time and space and say, “he […]

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How to Deal With Angry People

When someone yells at me, I get scared. I assume I did something wrong and they are right. I tend to be a people pleaser. Which is not the best way to…

When someone yells at me, I get scared. I assume I did something wrong and they are right. I tend to be a people pleaser. Which is not the best way to be. I had to figure out what kinds of people there are, how I react to them, and if there are better ways […]

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