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My friend said to me, “He shouldn’t have won.” Are you serious? Who even cares. But also…I’m an idiot. I didn’t know something. He wrote, “All Along the Watchtower.” I had no idea. I was using a relatively unknown website to do my research. Wikipedia. It’s about 60% accurate so I double-checked. I thought Jimi […]

I got lost the one time I went hiking. Then it started raining. It was on my birthday. 19 years ago. I fell and twisted my ankle. About an hour later I found a road. I was soaking wet. I went to a restaurant and sat by a fire. Then took a train home. I […]

Oh my god, another list of books I should read! I can’t help it, though. These are the books I return to when I need help, guidance, solace in my life. I’m going to cheat. I’m not going to look at my kindle to see what I’ve read. Forgive me if I get a title […]

Jimmy Kimmel said to Bill Murray: It seems like you just do whatever you want. That life is spontaneous. You go with the flow and great things happen to you all the time. Bill Murray said: Gilda Radner was rich so she would go into these auditions and not care at all whether she got […]

I remember it like it was the day before yesterday or maybe even the day before that. A band of us, a feisty group of us. A group of never-do-wells. A group. The world was in trouble. And we decided it was time to pool our resources and together save the world. This was in […]

I passed out yesterday. We were at a ping pong place and I was talking to a friend of mine when I simply fell to the ground and went unconscious. We were in the middle of a conversation about health (he’s a physical trainer) and I said something like, “I’m in the best health of […]

My best friend is missing. Or, at least, I haven’t been able to find him for the past 15 years. Search engines. Facebook, LinkedIn. I searched obituaries. The Internet is useless. I found his brother instead, Matt Fallon (real name: Matt Frankel). Matt was merciless with us when we were young and he was three […]