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One time my neighbor said, “You have to come in and meet my boss. He can put up to a hundred million dollars into your fund.” So we went into town and met his boss. We spoke for quite a bit. I felt like I was impressing the boss. Maybe this would be a new […]

One day I was so scared, I couldn’t get out of bed. I felt empty because everything I had ever worked for and ever wished for had gotten me to this point: lying on a mattress with no job, no money, no friends or family. But I wasn’t scared about the past. I was scared […]

This week (June, 2013) I was going to announce I was running for Congress. I was taking it very seriously and for the past three months this was the week I was planning on announcing. I had hired people to run the campaign. I had gotten great advice. I had studied the current incumbent in […]

I stopped a ten million dollar robbery last week. For various reasons, including Claudia is slightly worried I could get killed, I am changing all of the names. All of the other details are intact. A few weeks ago, a guy claiming to be related to Middle Eastern royalty, (call him “M”), had a representative […]

  I can totally dominate my 11 year old daughter in tennis. I kick her ass basically. Like, if she hits an easy shot, I can slam it back to the other side of the court and with her small legs there’s no way she can run to catch the ball. That’s the way I […]

This has been a hard week for me. I’m not very good at asking for things. But this week I asked a lot. A LOT. I’m always trying to think of people I can introduce to each other who can provide value for each other. I’m always trying to think of ideas of what I […]

I want people to read my book that is launching today. Everything in here helped me survive when I was ready to kill myself. Helped me thrive. I believe in the message more than I believe in making any financial benefit from this book. My desire is that the message helps people. Below is the […]