“This tube you see coming out of me is directly connected with my heart and pumps liquid into it, faking my heart into thinking it’s ok.” The driver was talking to…
“This tube you see coming out of me is directly connected with my heart and pumps liquid into it, faking my heart into thinking it’s ok.” The driver was talking to Brian and me. He had picked us up from the golf club where we had been playing hall-of-fame football player Dan Marino in […]
Imagine if you could write for the top sitcom in America, then write movies in Hollywood, and actually make a ton of money doing it. That sounds like fun, right? Sounds like…
Imagine if you could write for the top sitcom in America, then write movies in Hollywood, and actually make a ton of money doing it. That sounds like fun, right? Sounds like you would kill to have a dream job like that. Only Matt Berry did the exact opposite of that. He wrote 12 episodes […]
When I was in 7th grade, I got a letter asking me if I wanted to go to an experimental summer program for 13 year olds at Duke University after I took…
When I was in 7th grade, I got a letter asking me if I wanted to go to an experimental summer program for 13 year olds at Duke University after I took the SATs. Everyone there was smarter than me. The first day there, one person told me he was building a computer in his […]
I wanted to run out the back stairwell when they said they were from the police and wanted to talk to me. They flashed a badge on the security monitor. They had…
I wanted to run out the back stairwell when they said they were from the police and wanted to talk to me. They flashed a badge on the security monitor. They had those firm voices that some people with mustaches are born with. The elevator came straight up into my apartment. The apartment I was […]
There’s going to be a revolution inside of me. A “James Spring”. We all have different voices inside of us: the voice that wants to make money, the voice that wants to…
There’s going to be a revolution inside of me. A “James Spring”. We all have different voices inside of us: the voice that wants to make money, the voice that wants to be loved, the voice that wants to be authentic, and so on. When they work together, the best version of ourselves comes out. […]
I put in a call to The White House. 202-456-1414. I asked for the President’s office. The operator patched me through to a secretary. I asked her if I could interview the…
I put in a call to The White House. 202-456-1414. I asked for the President’s office. The operator patched me through to a secretary. I asked her if I could interview the President. My dad was taking me to Washington DC for my 12th birthday and I wanted to stop by. The secretary was very […]
I’m on a war against bullshit. Not other people’s bullshit. That war is unwinnable. Everyone lives in their own private bullshitorium and they will never leave it even to say “hello” to…
I’m on a war against bullshit. Not other people’s bullshit. That war is unwinnable. Everyone lives in their own private bullshitorium and they will never leave it even to say “hello” to you. But my own bullshit. I can’t stand when I’m thinking or saying something and then I realize, “I just lost the battle […]
