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THE ONLY THING YOU'LL EVER NEED

  “What can I do that would make you happy?” the doctor said. “The only thing is if, right now, you write me a check for a million dollars,” I said. “And…

  “What can I do that would make you happy?” the doctor said. “The only thing is if, right now, you write me a check for a million dollars,” I said. “And you think you’ll be happy then?” “I KNOW I will be happy then,” I said. “I don’t think so,” he said. “You’ll find […]

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Don't Go To Jail

I don’t think any of the prostitutes were above the age of 18. One girl told me she was sixteen. They were all black. The 16 year old was laughing and sort…

I don’t think any of the prostitutes were above the age of 18. One girl told me she was sixteen. They were all black. The 16 year old was laughing and sort of skipping around while she was talking to me. They were waiting for the bus to return from Riker’s Island, the prison. This […]

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Two Lifehacks That Will Get People To Like You

I’m taking a day off from writing about crying on the floor. I feel like I’ve written 600 posts about either failure or naked people. Instead, I’m going to share two things…

I’m taking a day off from writing about crying on the floor. I feel like I’ve written 600 posts about either failure or naked people. Instead, I’m going to share two things I’ve done that have changed my life for the better and I don’t know anyone else who does them. A) Get yourself 1000 […]

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What Do You Do When You Find a Dead Body?

Google has stopped using GPAs to evaluate job candidates. My 11 year old just told me, “Grade point averages don’t count until 6th grade.” I haven’t yet told her the good news…

Google has stopped using GPAs to evaluate job candidates. My 11 year old just told me, “Grade point averages don’t count until 6th grade.” I haven’t yet told her the good news about Google. That she NEVER has to worry about GPAs. Share the good news! My 11 year old told me, “you can be […]

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HOW TO AVOID DEATH

My dad got depressed and would cry in the shopping store, cry at parent teacher conferences, cry while playing chess with me, cry at work, cry all the time. He started a…

My dad got depressed and would cry in the shopping store, cry at parent teacher conferences, cry while playing chess with me, cry at work, cry all the time. He started a company in 1970 and it went public in, I think, 1984. The day it went public he was worth 5 million dollars on […]

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How to Self-Publish a Bestseller: Publishing 3.0

My most recent book, “Choose Yourself!” sold 53,000 copies since it’s release on June 3 [update 2016 – over 500,000 copies], hit the Wall Street Journal Bestseller list, was No. 1 on Amazon…

My most recent book, “Choose Yourself!” sold 53,000 copies since it’s release on June 3 [update 2016 – over 500,000 copies], hit the Wall Street Journal Bestseller list, was No. 1 on Amazon for all non-fiction books for a few days and is still flirting with No. 1 in its various categories. “Your advice is great […]

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Living the Counterfeit Life

Alex would print up fake 5 and 10 dollar bills on his copy machine and spend them in local delis. “They check hundred dollar bills for counterfeit but not ten dollar bills,” he told…

Alex would print up fake 5 and 10 dollar bills on his copy machine and spend them in local delis. “They check hundred dollar bills for counterfeit but not ten dollar bills,” he told me. Alex had a high end printing business. He’d make posters, brochures, ads. He had the best copy machines in the world. 10 […]

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