Here’s a little story that must be told. Six people out of seven billion people were sent from deep space on a mission to Earth. Each of these people contains a part…
Here’s a little story that must be told. Six people out of seven billion people were sent from deep space on a mission to Earth. Each of these people contains a part of a hidden message encoded in their DNA. You have twenty four hours to find all six people, to reach into their DNA […]
I visited him once when he was in jail but my memory is starting to go (see my Alzheimers story for why) so I’m afraid I can’t remember if this was the…
I visited him once when he was in jail but my memory is starting to go (see my Alzheimers story for why) so I’m afraid I can’t remember if this was the time he handcuffed himself to a police officer in protest to a war or it was the time he was having a bipolar […]
This was going to end badly. My boss screamed at me in front of my colleagues. I had done something wrong of course. I had sent a product to the client without…
This was going to end badly. My boss screamed at me in front of my colleagues. I had done something wrong of course. I had sent a product to the client without debugging it thoroughly. It was my fault. But I don’t like being yelled at. And fortunately I was sitting on a job offer […]
I’m forgetting a lot of things today and it’s causing me to panic. But more on that later. I just got my results from 23andme.com. Do you know the site? Here’s what…
I’m forgetting a lot of things today and it’s causing me to panic. But more on that later. I just got my results from 23andme.com. Do you know the site? Here’s what I had to do. They shipped this vial to me and I had to spit into it until it was half full. You […]
ON WHAT DATE DO YOU MOVE IN FOR THE KISS? Brandon Harnish @bkharnish: how long did you know Claudia before hugging? kissing? Answer: I said to her, “you have teeth like a…
ON WHAT DATE DO YOU MOVE IN FOR THE KISS? Brandon Harnish @bkharnish: how long did you know Claudia before hugging? kissing? Answer: I said to her, “you have teeth like a vampire. Did you know you have vampire fangs?” One tooth on either side were pointy, like she could bite into my neck and […]
