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My Book is Getting the WORST Reviews (except one)

First off, on twitter, someone named Naomi Klein called my book “Gross”. I looked her up on wikipedia. Turns out we have a lot in common. She wrote some books (see below…

First off, on twitter, someone named Naomi Klein called my book “Gross”. I looked her up on wikipedia. Turns out we have a lot in common. She wrote some books (see below picture). She also “spent much of her teenage years in shopping malls.” So did I! And she has a lot more twitter followers […]

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Women Rock! – and 4 other things I learned from the Star Trek Animated Series in 1973

Kelvin Tom, wherever the hell that bastard is, owes me big time. When I was seven years old he borrowed the complete blueprints of the USS Enterprise from me and never returned…

Kelvin Tom, wherever the hell that bastard is, owes me big time. When I was seven years old he borrowed the complete blueprints of the USS Enterprise from me and never returned it. He lived right next door to me but was four years older and four feet taller. I want it back! Give it! […]

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Was Greece Just Nuked?

Where did Greece go? I couldn’t find it on the map of the world this morning. I have a globe and I spun it around. No Greece. I opened up the newspaper.…

Where did Greece go? I couldn’t find it on the map of the world this morning. I have a globe and I spun it around. No Greece. I opened up the newspaper. Read it cover to cover. No Greece.  I  tried calling some friends over there. But I couldn’t even remember their names or their […]

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Why I Am Never Going to Own a Home Again

Many people have said to me in the past month, “I’m going to buy a home.” Or, “What do you think of the idea of me buying a home?” I like the…

Many people have said to me in the past month, “I’m going to buy a home.” Or, “What do you think of the idea of me buying a home?” I like the second batch of people. They are my friends and it seems like they are sincerely asking for my advice. And I’m going to […]

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10 Unusual Things I Didn't Know About Google (also: the worst VC decision in history)

I made the worst decision in venture capital history in late 2000. I was a partner at a venture firm called 212 Ventures. What? You never heard of it? We had $100…

I made the worst decision in venture capital history in late 2000. I was a partner at a venture firm called 212 Ventures. What? You never heard of it? We had $100 million from Investcorp, $5 million from CS First Boston, $5 milion from First Union (which became Wachovia) and $5 million from UBS. I […]

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Even Dictionary Writers Have Souls

So I failed again. It was one of my New year’s resolutions. I was going to learn Spanish. But you really have to go to someplace where they speak Spanish all day…

So I failed again. It was one of my New year’s resolutions. I was going to learn Spanish. But you really have to go to someplace where they speak Spanish all day long. Then you have to stay there for fifteen years and watch telenovelas all day long. Then you can maybe speak to people […]

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The 24 Hour "GET RID OF PANIC" Method

[Temporarily adding to this post this link; http://www.world-nuclear-news.org/RS_Possible_damage_at_Fukushima_Daiichi_2_1503111.html . They are providing real up to date info on what is going on in Japan. Please try to ignore the panic-mongering that is…

[Temporarily adding to this post this link; http://www.world-nuclear-news.org/RS_Possible_damage_at_Fukushima_Daiichi_2_1503111.html . They are providing real up to date info on what is going on in Japan. Please try to ignore the panic-mongering that is happening out there right now. While this is a serious situation (the most serious) it doesn’t pay to panic. We still have to […]

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