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Wherein my kiss was rejected

I was leaning in for the kiss and she put up the hand. We were 22 years old. “I can’t,” she said. “I’m in a tough spot in my life. I’ve been…

I was leaning in for the kiss and she put up the hand. We were 22 years old. “I can’t,” she said. “I’m in a tough spot in my life. I’ve been through some things recently and my therapist told me I can’t do three things over the next year: change where I live, change […]

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Can a mutant douchebag change his life?

Here’s some comments I got on some of my articles in the past week: “why do they keep letting this homely looking jew open his mouth” “lets find this douche and LYNCH…

Here’s some comments I got on some of my articles in the past week: “why do they keep letting this homely looking jew open his mouth” “lets find this douche and LYNCH him” “OMG what a LOSER” “what grade is little jimmy in” “he’s like a deformed mutant clone of The Elephant Man” “this guy […]

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12 Unusual Ways To How to Live Forever

Lets say you knew that on December 15, 2020, you were going to die in Springfield, Illinois. What would you do? Well, for starters you would probably prolong your life simply by…

Lets say you knew that on December 15, 2020, you were going to die in Springfield, Illinois. What would you do? Well, for starters you would probably prolong your life simply by avoiding Springfield, Illinois on December 15, 2020. It just so happens we can use statistics to see the future, and by doing so, […]

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10 Things I Learned While Trading for Victor Niederhoffer

I traded for Victor Niederhoffer for about a year starting in 2003. I was up slightly more than 100% for him, primarily trading futures using a quantitative approach. During that period I…

I traded for Victor Niederhoffer for about a year starting in 2003. I was up slightly more than 100% for him, primarily trading futures using a quantitative approach. During that period I had one down month: June 2003. Victor was a top trader for George Soros before starting his own fund in the ’90s and […]

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Never Own A Home Again

Home ownership has often been considered a critical component of the “American Dream,” as an unwritten privilege living in America bestowed on its financially secure citizens. In the wake of the housing…

Home ownership has often been considered a critical component of the “American Dream,” as an unwritten privilege living in America bestowed on its financially secure citizens. In the wake of the housing crisis, few are asking whether the dream was real or not, but rather are asking, when will we be restored our proper rights as citizens […]

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Articles I'm tired of writing year after year

Note to reader: Anything published in “February, 2010” on this blog was really published NOW but I didn’t feel like putting it in the front of my blog. If someone knows a…

Note to reader: Anything published in “February, 2010” on this blog was really published NOW but I didn’t feel like putting it in the front of my blog. If someone knows a better way of doing this, please tell me. I’ve been writing hundreds of articles about stocks every year for the past eight years. […]

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Don't Send Your Kids to College

Somehow I went wrong as a father. The other day my two daughters informed me they eventually want to go to college. I said, “No way!” and they attempted to argue with…

Somehow I went wrong as a father. The other day my two daughters informed me they eventually want to go to college. I said, “No way!” and they attempted to argue with me. I have no problem with them talking back to me but somehow they’ve been brainwashed by society into thinking that college is […]

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